February 2012
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(Dad and sister walk in from dinner)
Me: Hi.
Dad: We went for a curry.
Me: Cool.
Dad: Yep.
Me: Is that left overs in the bag?
Dad: Yep.
Me: Can I have it?
Dad: Yep.
Me: Awesome, what is it?
Dad: Veg curry.
Me: OH MY GOD GIMME SO MUCH BETTER THAN A BOWL OF CEREAL!
Dad: *Cracks up.*
fletchsnark replied to your post: You know you’re on to a good thing when the…
What website is this? :O
Facebooked ya ^^
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This is a post for Jared.
Don’t kill anyone, and don’t die.
Fire alarms are shit. But there’s a girl in England who empathises and is soothing you in a british accent from afar.
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You know you’re on to a good thing when the website you’re on says ‘free delivery on orders over £2.50’.
You can order shit that is less than £2.50. I just bought three of my favourite films for £3.50. I’m so excited.
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My brother just walked in with chocolate coated rice cakes all proud because he knows I love them.
He’d forgotten I’d given up chocolate for lent.
I’m crying.
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ORTHODONTISTS LET ME CALL YOU SO I CAN UPDATE MY PAPERWORK OH MY WORD COME ONNNN
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So much Feeder, life is good <3
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This time yesterday I was in church. I should get out of bed.
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somethingstupidornormalorhmmm replied to your post: Literally adding American people on skype just so…
and Americans will gladly add you so they can hear an English voice in the future. The feeling is mutual. :)
Coolio then I’m ok :’)
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Literally adding American people on skype just so there is the potential for hearing voices in the future because mmmm \^_^/
sporadically-crazy replied to your post: “I’m gonna disrespect you hoes by calling you hoes…
That video was shocking. By the end I was so horrified I couldn’t even formulate a response, this girl has my mind reeling so much I don’t even know why she’s wrong any more, I just know she’s wrong.
It’s slut shaming to a whole new level.
What gets me is that girls are seeing this and...
“When I submit, I do it from a place of strength. I decide whether my partner is...”
– Feminist Sex Submissive? How I Reconcile My Politics With My Sex Life | Sex & Relationships | AlterNet (via grrrlstudies)
and on her blog she’s saying ‘I can voice my opinion but if you wanna voice yours back LEAVE ME ALONE GO TERRORISE THIS GIRL INSTEAD <333333’
ARGH
williamshitnerd:
Have some self-respect. Be exactly the way I want you to be.
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“I’m gonna disrespect you hoes by calling you hoes and claiming you’re infecting me with STIs and saying you HAVE to tie yourself up and do exactly what I want you to do.”
“But come on, you’re young ladies, respect yourselves”
Watchcataquack:
joshishollywood:
h0ttndanger0us:
GIRLS THAT NEED TO LEARN TO RESPECT THEMSELVES. REBLOG IF U AGREE!
Man do you ever just see a video title and know it’s going to be good before you even hit play
I always think it’s really bizarre how self-respect is always mysteriously tied to reputation somehow
“This video is about hoes. I’m gonna put that in a better...
Guy: Damn, look at the personality on that girl!
Other guy: Holy shit. I would totally just sit her down and have a conversation with her.
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changeisthewayfoward: run-and-fly: tueresmisanto:... →
adamski11:
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soundslikeyentl:
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I bought palmers body butter today… It smells… Amazing.
“smells like sex in heaven <3” …O.o
#Seona has issues
SHUSH LEMO
This is…
I leave tumblr for 5 GODDAMN MINUTES
But yeah, comic sans = insta-fail on the meme front
Adam is the clearly mine and...
I don't know why this anon hates me :(
savethewomenandchildren:
I thought i had been rather nice of late…unless it is somehow my brother…:|
no. just no.
this anon is a dick cheese. total wanker.
“We have anti-choice women in for abortions all the time. Many of them are just...”
– A physician at an abortion clinic (via mutualaddiction)
From “The Only Moral Abortion Is My Abortion.” Read the whole thing, okay?
(via diy-orgasms)
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run-and-fly:
tueresmisanto:
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soundslikeyentl:
tueresmisanto:
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tueresmisanto:
I bought palmers body butter today… It smells… Amazing.
“smells like sex in heaven <3” …O.o
#Seona has issues
SHUSH LEMO
This is getting good XD
Now determined to get #Seona has issues trending ><
1) LUCIE I LOVE YOU
2) Lemo tags only work if they’re on...
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run-and-fly:
soundslikeyentl:
tueresmisanto:
run-and-fly:
tueresmisanto:
I bought palmers body butter today… It smells… Amazing.
“smells like sex in heaven <3” …O.o
#Seona has issues
SHUSH LEMO
This is getting good XD
Now determined to get #Seona has issues trending ><
1) LUCIE I LOVE YOU
2) Lemo tags only work if they’re on original posts so HAHA
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run-and-fly:
tueresmisanto:
I bought palmers body butter today… It smells… Amazing.
“smells like sex in heaven <3” …O.o
#Seona has issues
SHUSH LEMO
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I bought palmers body butter today… It smells… Amazing.
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Ghostnoter is back
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sayyoullhauntmeforever replied to your post: Mike is actually PLANNING how he would kidnap me.
Lol maybe
You’re so weird.
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Mike is actually PLANNING how he would kidnap me.
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Boys and girls I follow need to some being so beautiful I’m gonna come kiss you all.
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LOL FUCK MY LIFE IT’S THE GUY I HOOKED UP WITH ON FRIDAY SHIT I FORGOT I GAVE HIM MY NUMBER OH SWEET LORD
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Random number text me and when I asked who is was said ‘it’s michael’.
WHO THE HELL IS MICHAEL I DON’T KNOW A MICHAEL OTHER THAN THE ONE I HAVE IN MY PHONE ARGH
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I bet rick astley struggles with lent.
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Tonight feels like a bloc party night. Helloooo playlist.
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I think I forgot to document this.
I was at Church on Sunday and there’s this guy who has some kind of mental disorder, I’m not sure what.
Every week he comes up to me and says ‘hello dahling’ and talks to me although I an rarely decifer what he’s saying. He will then say ‘ok see you next week dahling’, give me a hug, kiss me on the cheek on go on with...
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albums I need:
silent alarm, bloc party